This Paris Hilton shit.
If _I_ were the judge:
- Put her butt in her house. It's DANGEROUS to OTHER PEOPLE to put her in jail, there's distraction, and misuse of personnel. She's too much of a circus attraction to have her there. Slap the bracelet on her and make her stay, somewhere out of the way.
- slap a GAG ORDER on her, her lawyers, her family, her people (can't control everyone, but we'll leave that to "reasonability") She's allowed to say "I'm grateful that we've come to a solid conclusion, I will do my time, and thank everyone for their support" and the occasional "Paris is doing well" updates. Maybe even how she's bettering herself by studying and reading. But NO talk about her, and no advertising for things she's going to be doing.
- EVERY TIME ANYONE connected to her breaks the gag order, by saying ANYTHING to ANYONE in public more than "She's doing well, thanks for asking", add another 30 days to her house arrest/gag order. (this doesn't count the media, who can speculate all they want. But when her parents want to go off on camera about how "unfair" things are, let's show you some unfair.)
Let's see how well the media machine does when it's SHUT THE FUCK DOWN.
Imagine her being stuck, in her house, and NO PUBLICITY ALLOWED on her for however long it takes. I'll bet it's months. How long will it take for some other dumbass (Britney, you sit down and SHUT UP don't let that be you) to cause a media sensation, and everyone forgets about Paris and her hootchie? Isn't that the far better punishment than risking lots of lives and supplies with her ass in jail???
Yeah, I'm a fucking genius. Why aren't I in charge of everything yet? *evil grin*
ETA - Look at all the police and court resources used JUST TODAY to deal with her? How many crimes went unnoticed? How many people are hurt and waiting for help? because the public has to deal with this media whore and her circus. Seriously - shut her down, make her stay, and ignore her. If it must be jail, maybe more like a Club Fed, where they have the means to watch her, without overly stressing the system. Because if something happens to her soft white ass in jail? Oh BOY are we in for an onslaught of misuse of public funds. And it's sickening. Open your wallet and pay for it, and LEARN something dammit - you're not all powerful, and we're tired of your nonsense.
If _I_ were the judge:
- Put her butt in her house. It's DANGEROUS to OTHER PEOPLE to put her in jail, there's distraction, and misuse of personnel. She's too much of a circus attraction to have her there. Slap the bracelet on her and make her stay, somewhere out of the way.
- slap a GAG ORDER on her, her lawyers, her family, her people (can't control everyone, but we'll leave that to "reasonability") She's allowed to say "I'm grateful that we've come to a solid conclusion, I will do my time, and thank everyone for their support" and the occasional "Paris is doing well" updates. Maybe even how she's bettering herself by studying and reading. But NO talk about her, and no advertising for things she's going to be doing.
- EVERY TIME ANYONE connected to her breaks the gag order, by saying ANYTHING to ANYONE in public more than "She's doing well, thanks for asking", add another 30 days to her house arrest/gag order. (this doesn't count the media, who can speculate all they want. But when her parents want to go off on camera about how "unfair" things are, let's show you some unfair.)
Let's see how well the media machine does when it's SHUT THE FUCK DOWN.
Imagine her being stuck, in her house, and NO PUBLICITY ALLOWED on her for however long it takes. I'll bet it's months. How long will it take for some other dumbass (Britney, you sit down and SHUT UP don't let that be you) to cause a media sensation, and everyone forgets about Paris and her hootchie? Isn't that the far better punishment than risking lots of lives and supplies with her ass in jail???
Yeah, I'm a fucking genius. Why aren't I in charge of everything yet? *evil grin*
ETA - Look at all the police and court resources used JUST TODAY to deal with her? How many crimes went unnoticed? How many people are hurt and waiting for help? because the public has to deal with this media whore and her circus. Seriously - shut her down, make her stay, and ignore her. If it must be jail, maybe more like a Club Fed, where they have the means to watch her, without overly stressing the system. Because if something happens to her soft white ass in jail? Oh BOY are we in for an onslaught of misuse of public funds. And it's sickening. Open your wallet and pay for it, and LEARN something dammit - you're not all powerful, and we're tired of your nonsense.
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Date: 2007-06-08 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-08 08:43 pm (UTC)Let the weight of public opinion go against her and the whole debacle. By enforcing a public gag order, it would just happen faster.
I'm tired of hearing everyone's opinion on it anyway, just shut up already. Bad enough I'm bored enough to chase this down today.
(had a shitty day too - just a lot of little stuff and nothing major got done. Feh.)
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Date: 2007-06-08 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-08 08:52 pm (UTC)Which is why she should be penned.
Just NOT at the expense of the state, and the inmates who are in already, and the employees working overtime to watch her baby "I can't eat this" ass.
Make HER pay for it, stick her in her own home, make her pay for a police detail, and enforce a cone of silence.
The more I think about it, the more I think I'm brilliant *giggle*
It is kinda like sitcking a kid in his room with the Playstation and TV and all that, but I think taking away her ability to be a media whore hurts A LOT. Gets her off the streets, and MAYBE puts some sense into her AND her family who are letting her get away with it.