Holy crap

[tiamatlady]

and I never thought I'd say this,
but
SOMEONE get me that BUFFY BALL!!!
I want people to DO My BIDDING
Muhahahahahaha.

*bing* YOU, get over there and scrub my tile!
Yes Mistress.
*bing* YOU, get over there and change the oil in my car
Yes Mistress.
*bing* You go over to my bed.
AND MAKE IT
Muahahahahahaha.

Ok, I'm done now. Seriously.