Today's horoscope
Mar. 30th, 2005 11:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tiamatladyOne of the first time in recent memory Rob has been on target. Or perhaps it's ME, and my lack of life, attached to work.
Da Boss is gonna kill me for being late. I still have to prep tuna for my salad. Feh.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It would be a good week for you to obtain a burglar alarm, self-defense pepper spray, and a psychic protection amulet advertised in the back of a tabloid. You should obsess on making yourself ultra-secure and absolutely safe. APRIL FOOL! I was just testing to see how gullible you are to the media's compulsive fear-mongering. The truth is, Leo, you're in a phase when you should expand your sense of adventure and increase your willingness to take smart risks. Instead of the burglar alarm, pepper spray, and amulet, why don't you get yourself something like a rope ladder, crocodile spear, and camel saddle?
Yeah
- April fool is early, you dork.
- I never believe in those things anyway. If I put my HANDS on it and it rings, then OK.
- I agree with the adventure part. However a camel saddle isn't in my future either.
Right, coffee then work.
Da Boss is gonna kill me for being late. I still have to prep tuna for my salad. Feh.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It would be a good week for you to obtain a burglar alarm, self-defense pepper spray, and a psychic protection amulet advertised in the back of a tabloid. You should obsess on making yourself ultra-secure and absolutely safe. APRIL FOOL! I was just testing to see how gullible you are to the media's compulsive fear-mongering. The truth is, Leo, you're in a phase when you should expand your sense of adventure and increase your willingness to take smart risks. Instead of the burglar alarm, pepper spray, and amulet, why don't you get yourself something like a rope ladder, crocodile spear, and camel saddle?
Yeah
- April fool is early, you dork.
- I never believe in those things anyway. If I put my HANDS on it and it rings, then OK.
- I agree with the adventure part. However a camel saddle isn't in my future either.
Right, coffee then work.
