Silly English knig-it!
May. 12th, 2001 03:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tiamatladyMe: OK I'm having problems with this David Bowie musical interlude thing.
Skaven: Well, first there was fire
Me: Uh huh
Skaven: and then there were the Romans
Me: Uh
Skaven: Then there was David Bowie
Me: Oh
Skaven: So it's perfectly legit that David Bowie would show up as period music in the 14th Century.
Me: Then there was the wheel
Skaven: No, the Romans had the wheel
Me: Oh, so the wheel is older than Bowie?
Skaven: Exactly. But not by much.
*snarf*
I'm Ok with sexy little knighty cuties, and their Brittney Spears dressed women, who by the way can read and are allowed to run around and have sex with strange men in the middle of the night, who mostly can't joust, becuase they would tip their lances AWAY from the cutie blondie opponent, and yet the lance exploded ANYWAY!
and I'm actually NOT an authenticity Nazi.
Go figure.
I want me a jousting night to get all naughty and dirty with.
Skaven: Well, first there was fire
Me: Uh huh
Skaven: and then there were the Romans
Me: Uh
Skaven: Then there was David Bowie
Me: Oh
Skaven: So it's perfectly legit that David Bowie would show up as period music in the 14th Century.
Me: Then there was the wheel
Skaven: No, the Romans had the wheel
Me: Oh, so the wheel is older than Bowie?
Skaven: Exactly. But not by much.
*snarf*
I'm Ok with sexy little knighty cuties, and their Brittney Spears dressed women, who by the way can read and are allowed to run around and have sex with strange men in the middle of the night, who mostly can't joust, becuase they would tip their lances AWAY from the cutie blondie opponent, and yet the lance exploded ANYWAY!
and I'm actually NOT an authenticity Nazi.
Go figure.
I want me a jousting night to get all naughty and dirty with.
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Date: 2001-05-12 06:33 am (UTC)Skaven: Exactly. But not by much.
HEY! Both of y'all! you best not be dissing my man!
he will be mine. oh yes.... ;)
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Date: 2001-05-12 08:20 am (UTC)see ...
I put it all in perspective for Tia last night...
First, Bob Dole
then Fire,
-then- David Bowie.
ok, so maybe it was more like an MC Escher perspective, but still....
Ah see
Date: 2001-05-12 09:02 am (UTC)"fire"
"Romans"
"David Bowie"
And I'm aware that the prodicers of this movie went nowhere NEAR authenticity. But I don't think a bunch of "popular" kids are going to do the Volta (and it did start out as the Volta) to David Bowie?!? Well cutiehoney William might, he was definately a freak, in the good sense of the word.
Although I find myself feeling a wittle Crush on Geoffrey Chaucer. Such an ass. *LOL*
So Now where does this put Freddie Mercury?
Re: Ah see
Date: 2001-05-12 10:55 am (UTC)the same place he was when we left the theater...
rolling in his grave.
*smirk*