Sad goth panda is sad

I fell down and hurt my knee and bottom. Stupid ice. Even if it was goth and wearing all black.

:(

HOWEVER

I placed the pizzas I was holding down gently onto the ground, they didn't budge and were not hurt in any way. This is WHILE I was falling on my great big arse. I should be commended for that.

Where can I find myself a litter and quartet of hot German strongmen to ferry me about tomorrow during Shenanigans? *thinks* Just in case I can't walk, or don't want to.