
because I've had enough of seeing the positive posts, and I revel in my bad attitudes, sometimes. *LOL*
- stupid websites that present me with a deal as I'm checking on the item I ordered. Couldn't have shown me this YESTERDAY, asshats????
- coworkers with stupid questions. What is it about the phrase "I wouldn't use that account" DON"T you understand? Although the coworker who asked a simple Excel question, followed my lead AND took notes so they wouldn't have to ask again unless they got really stuck - you may live.
- Client's CPAs who are KNOWINGLY lying to me about something when I talked to the client last week about it and he never mentioned it. AND sending emails that both I and the client are confused about. BONUS points for being the underling acting like the BIG boss. I know you're not, quit frontin'.
- Clients who assume that if you haven't responded to their email, you are deliberately ignoring them, and AREN'T busy with other stuff, just sitting there cackling with glee about how you're NOT getting back to them. More bonus points for being the client who never responds to emails asking for info, and when the response IS forthcoming, it's "I don't know, ask *blah*"
Additional self bonus - having a TON of things be rescheduled for tomorrow, due to the holiday and other people's asshattery - and _I_ have GRAND Jury Duty and can't get out of it. AND I'm not coming in afterwards neither, unless I get out at some ungodly early hour. It's not my fault your assistant is in only ONE day these two weeks, you haven't sent me ANYTHING I asked for AND you want reports for next week. It's also not my fault that idiot client hasn't sent in payroll info, and one of my coworkers is about to throw a hissie because SHE'S going to have to do it tomorrow. AND AND AND she can't throw it at me because _I_ didn't choose this date (I could have put it off up to a year but figured why bother two months ago. I'm rapidly becoming accustomed to the fact that shit happened and if I waited til EVERYTHING was free and clear, I'd be chained to my desk 24/7)
Ok, I am cackling with glee that although I have jury duty, and my work load will double the next day, I get to see how people react to my needing the day off and adjusting accordingly. And not feeling guilty about it.
Suckers.