Silly English knig-it!

Me: OK I'm having problems with this David Bowie musical interlude thing.
Skaven: Well, first there was fire
Me: Uh huh
Skaven: and then there were the Romans
Me: Uh
Skaven: Then there was David Bowie
Me: Oh
Skaven: So it's perfectly legit that David Bowie would show up as period music in the 14th Century.
Me: Then there was the wheel
Skaven: No, the Romans had the wheel
Me: Oh, so the wheel is older than Bowie?
Skaven: Exactly. But not by much.

*snarf*
I'm Ok with sexy little knighty cuties, and their Brittney Spears dressed women, who by the way can read and are allowed to run around and have sex with strange men in the middle of the night, who mostly can't joust, becuase they would tip their lances AWAY from the cutie blondie opponent, and yet the lance exploded ANYWAY!
and I'm actually NOT an authenticity Nazi.
Go figure.
I want me a jousting night to get all naughty and dirty with.