tiamatlady

to be asked (This list is in process, I'll add to it as I think things up)

"It's Saturday!!! Why are you at work?!?"
(answer - Becuase it's tax season.)

Less annoying: "it's Sunday! Why are you working?!?
(answer - Well, since it's tax season I have some stuff to catch up on.)

"Can I poke you/that/those?"
(answer - No. Unless you are Jodi, or the kyute boi I've been eying at MR for 2 months now, or Helena. If you _are_ Helena, the answer is HELL no.)

"Why don't you dance? You dance great! I don't know why you don't dance more!"
(answer - *wheeze**gasp* becuase I am WAY out of shape and *gasp**breathe* I last about 30 seconds)

"Why CAN'T I poke you *pout*?
(answer - since this is most likely Helena - becuase I said so.)

"Why did you just slap me on the butt? *confused*
(answer - *evil grin* Have you SEEN your butt? Its SO slapable!
Applies to Jodi and Ben, and several other butts. Also, I have NEVER ripped Ben's pants thankyouverymuch, so don't let him tell you otherwise.)

All for now.
Feel free to leave more in comments, if you like, I'll answer as time permits.
I don't think this is what LJ was intended, was it?