I feel better

[tiamatlady]

From the Voltaire Yahoo group, from the Volty one himself.
Now, how do I tell him I get the same feeling around him and Rogue?
*gigglefit**blushes*

-begin email, parts not meaningful deleted

As for me....well, what a night...
I guess it was bound to happen, but tonight I met up with a friend of
mine who is a close friend of the Icelandic one, as we will call
her....
I expected to go to a bar and have a few drinks but I did NOT expect
that I would be having drinks with the one, the only, you guessed
it.... Bjork!

Tonight I learned the meaning of DEPRESSING as I nervously wolfed
down drink after drink as Bjork sat next to me at the bar with her
BOYFRIEND!!!! Let me tell you, him hanging all over her (as it is his
right to do...) seriously and severely put a crimp in my Mac'n
abilities! LOL! For the record, and contrary to popular belief, she
is about 10 times more beautiful in person (and ten times more
TAKEN!). I had planned to bring a copy of Boo Hoo to give the DJ but
realized that I had forgotten it. It's probably for the best. Knowing
her, she probably would have bolted for the door upon hearing one of
her songs, even if it was by someone else. Our mutual friend kept
telling me, "don't mind her, she's REALLY shy." I was like, "SHE'S
SHY????!!!! I'm putting her to SHAME!!!" I swear, I was such a DORK
all night. Suddenly I had nothing to say for the first time in my
life...ah, just like the song (you'll know what I mean when you hear
#1 Fan off of Boo Hoo.) The worst part is, she didn't try to stick
her tongue in my belly button this time! Ah, to think back to the
good old days.... Anyway, they usually have to kick me out of that
place, but tonight, I left moments after she did. Let's face it, what
could possibly keep my attention there after that?!

Tomorrow I'm meeting up with my Icelandic friend again. She told me
that if I gave her a copy of Boo Hoo, she would pass it along to
Bjork. Naturally I didn't even mention it to her since I was too busy
drinking myself into oblivion and trying desperately to break the
record for number of packs of cigarettes smoked in a single
sitting. ; ) ....let's hope she likes it.

Cheers!
Voltaire
(who stalks a little too well for his own good. ; )