I should be Jack's total lack of surprise
Nov. 14th, 2004 02:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tiamatladyTeh Unit walked in to hole up while she's waiting to pick up my nephew at a birthday party.
During the ensuing conversations, one of which was about the mess I've left strewn about while I clean (and I don't ever get argued with on these - I think she's relives I'm doing SOMETHING about the mess.) I get this piece of information dropped on me.
My sister is interested in buying the condo. The one I live in. The one we're working on getting sold to me.
She and FABF (Fat Ass Boyfriend for the newbies) want to "buy something." She and FABF have three kids living with them, and three more of HIS that visit (this guy NEEDS his dick cut off, I'm not kidding.) This is a two bedroom, with a living room, condo. Where they're putting all these kids, I'll never understand.
So Teh Unit says "Well for one - NO! you have too many kids. Two - I was going to sell this place to Tia, whom it's perfect for." My sister's answer - "well we'll buy it FIRST."
*boggle*
I want to give Teh Unit fair market, maybe a hair less since we won't have commissions to deal with, just a lawyer's fee to write up the papers. She thinks they want it for what she owes on her mortgage, which is about 1/3 it's market. _I_ think FABF wants a "bachelor pad" that HE"LL buy, put everything in HIS name, then kick my sister and her kids out. Then has has a bedroom for him, his kid who lives with him, and the living room for his scumbag brother and friends.
Let me just say HELL WILL FREEZE OVER before this happens. Teh Unit agrees that this is a the perfect size place for me right now. Maybe me and a roommate, once I'm allowed to spread my furniture into the other rooms my bedroom will be a much happier place to sleep.
I'm FURIOUS with my sister. Totally Without END furious. Where the hell am I supposed to go if SHE buys the place? Her suggestion - the my mother's boyfriends MIL apartment, which has a half kitchen, barely a bathroom, and has never gotten rid of the old lady smell. Add to that it being the THIRD floor, with my Queen bed, and over teh Unit's BF, it's not exactly the kind of place I SHOULD be living by now. But as long as SHE doesn't have to live there it's "fine."
*FUMES*
I'm going to start my list of things to do, beginning with doing laundry and going to BJ's. I'll need to leave the laundry alone there tho, which I'm having a bit of a squeamish fit about.
OH - and take back bottles!
During the ensuing conversations, one of which was about the mess I've left strewn about while I clean (and I don't ever get argued with on these - I think she's relives I'm doing SOMETHING about the mess.) I get this piece of information dropped on me.
My sister is interested in buying the condo. The one I live in. The one we're working on getting sold to me.
She and FABF (Fat Ass Boyfriend for the newbies) want to "buy something." She and FABF have three kids living with them, and three more of HIS that visit (this guy NEEDS his dick cut off, I'm not kidding.) This is a two bedroom, with a living room, condo. Where they're putting all these kids, I'll never understand.
So Teh Unit says "Well for one - NO! you have too many kids. Two - I was going to sell this place to Tia, whom it's perfect for." My sister's answer - "well we'll buy it FIRST."
*boggle*
I want to give Teh Unit fair market, maybe a hair less since we won't have commissions to deal with, just a lawyer's fee to write up the papers. She thinks they want it for what she owes on her mortgage, which is about 1/3 it's market. _I_ think FABF wants a "bachelor pad" that HE"LL buy, put everything in HIS name, then kick my sister and her kids out. Then has has a bedroom for him, his kid who lives with him, and the living room for his scumbag brother and friends.
Let me just say HELL WILL FREEZE OVER before this happens. Teh Unit agrees that this is a the perfect size place for me right now. Maybe me and a roommate, once I'm allowed to spread my furniture into the other rooms my bedroom will be a much happier place to sleep.
I'm FURIOUS with my sister. Totally Without END furious. Where the hell am I supposed to go if SHE buys the place? Her suggestion - the my mother's boyfriends MIL apartment, which has a half kitchen, barely a bathroom, and has never gotten rid of the old lady smell. Add to that it being the THIRD floor, with my Queen bed, and over teh Unit's BF, it's not exactly the kind of place I SHOULD be living by now. But as long as SHE doesn't have to live there it's "fine."
*FUMES*
I'm going to start my list of things to do, beginning with doing laundry and going to BJ's. I'll need to leave the laundry alone there tho, which I'm having a bit of a squeamish fit about.
OH - and take back bottles!
