Oh my frickin gawd!

[tiamatlady]

My little sister just told me they don't use books in her high school any more, they handed out laptops, and they take those everywhere. They don't have to bring all their books everywhere and they use class sets already on the computer.

*looks around*
I swear if things go all Shadowrun on me I'm hightailing it back to the Ranger compound and hiding under Lou's bed! And the first one of you who says "NuYen" to me gets smacked!

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[tzizimine.livejournal.com]

Hoi, Chummer... Spare a few cred? My credstick got all smashed when some fraggin' troll stepped on it while I was on the hov-rail from CalFree. Yah see, My left eye needs to have a some work done, the color and focus is all whacked, but I need to make sure the process is wiz essence friendly...

No? Alright, but don't be coming to me when some mojo-slinging slittertrash and his go-gang tear you a new port..

See you in the astral..

YARGH!

[tiamatlady]

*runs screaming in fear*

Don't make me whip out my Mannaballs and whoop your ass. I may be a wage mage, but it doesn't mean I can't kick YOUR ass, chummer.

(In one of my first runs I decided to let a PC get fragged, and threw a mannaball at one of the non combatants to make sure he was busy for a round.
I fragged him. We were being hunted by the Syndicate after that, we were supposed to rough him up, and under no circumstances, kill him.)