*LAUGHS* OMG - I just laughed so hard I cried! I can see it - "Anubis says Tia can't talk right now. Anubis says you'll have to come back later." "Tia, what is this?" "This isn't Tia, this is her Secretary, Anubis. You might remember me as the Egyptian god of mummification? But that industry has been a bit - sparce lately. So I took some temp jobs. Would you like to leave a message with Anubis?" "Tia, you're very strange." "So, no message then?"
Re: "I'm not going to make it."
OMG - I just laughed so hard I cried!
I can see it -
"Anubis says Tia can't talk right now. Anubis says you'll have to come back later."
"Tia, what is this?"
"This isn't Tia, this is her Secretary, Anubis. You might remember me as the Egyptian god of mummification? But that industry has been a bit - sparce lately. So I took some temp jobs. Would you like to leave a message with Anubis?"
"Tia, you're very strange."
"So, no message then?"
*BWAH*
*hugs my dancer-lady*