tiamatlady

"Tia is a fucking bitch"
Why, you ask?

because when the asshat who shares office space just
1) started whistling
2) interrupted me
2a) until he had my COMPLETE attention
3) to ask me
4) "Do you like music?"
4a) "well?"
4b) "what kind?"
AND THEN
5) "Oh you're stuck on a return?"
5a) "let me see"
5b) "Oh that's stupid" *walks away without helping*

these are the things I did NOT just do;
- burst into tears
- punch his lights out
- kick him SQUARE in the nuts
- start yelling
- start screaming at him incoherently
- call him names (to his face)
- run screaming from the office

no I calmly ignored him until he insisted on not leaving me alone THEN ignored him as he LEANED OVER MY SHOULDER to try and tell me what I was "doing wrong." (For the record, the form is effed up. Seriously. It has me do a calculation then do NOTHING with it.)

So, next time I hear someone saying I'm unreasonable and stupid bitchy, I'm just going to rip you a new one verbally and be FAR LESS understanding that people are stupid.

OK?

Back to work, fed, feeling slightlybetter and now gloriously alone in the silent office.