Random musings while the boss is on the phone

- Damn you Verizon DSL! And Damn you CPA #1's computer guy! WTF is so hard about FOLLOWING FRICKIN' DIRECTIONS. I hate you all. (this brought to you by the half assed job CG did with domain names and email because, and I quote "I didn't feel like calling Verizon.")

- Looked at pornographic monitors last night with poetman Some of them almost affordable. Anyone who has a VIABLE opinion on the use of TV tuners in a monitor, please email me. Im looking for knowledgable opinions. My goal - get a BIG ASS monitor that can double as a TV. I have cable, a cable modem, and am not adverse to upgrading anything i need to, up to and including the entire computer. I'm talking watching TV, with a remote, with Cable, hooked to my computer with a DVD drive, potentially recording onto Harddrive. I know I'm over my head - that's my goal. Make it happen.

more later

More musings

A conversation I'd like to have with SOMEONE, ANYONE

"Hello, yes I'd like to order one chewtoy please. Yes I'd prefer him to have a good job. No nothing dirty. Business profession or geek. Well not UBER geek - he needs to understand "shower." Yes, I'd like polite, perhaps soft spoken to counter my being a loud bitch. What? No looks aren't an issue, I'll either be attracted or not.

Anything I don't like? Hmm - well, I'd like him to be NOT EFFING CRAZY AS A LOON, please. Seriously. I'm not asking for miracles here. Just so he's not completely and totally INSANE, and without ANY interactive social skills. he doesn't have to be GOOD at it - he just has to have the basis."

because OBVIOUSLY - I can't pick em for myself.
DAMN!

*ahem*

Hey witchchild I'd LOVE to see what a three card reading says NOW.

Any other info needed, by anyone, send me a "WTF."

There's an "I'm done." in there somewhere. Thank you for no "I told you so"'s.

I'm hungry. And there's nowhere decent to eat down here that allows what I want. Except the 99, and it's too close to dinner for that.

I had Beef Curry at Diva's last night - poetman and I also had food porn, as well as monitor porn. And this YUMMY scallop dish, but I liked way more than he. it was more "I need to eat" and since it was mostly just scallops I was good. I had some rice tho *hangs head* But seriously, the curry was delish, and I see more orderings of that in the future.

And we went to Microcenter for my clear labels. Now all I need is the time to sit down with my mailing list and start getting the cards all set to mail. Plus I want something to decorate the labels, like the snowflakes last year. I want to stop at Michael's or some craft store and look at ink stamps, then go in that direction. Sort of a theme. The post office doesn't have cute non denominational stamps (although some argue the Santa ones are, but to me that's sorta Christian. I wanted winter theme'd ones, like snowflakes, or snow covered things. *Shrugs*)

I have also reconsidered my "leftover card Xmas" and I need to pick out friend cards. I get two sets - ones acceptable for clients and the "adults" on my list (Which I got at building 19, for about $1 a box!) and then something from Shoebox that's borderline obscene for my friends. Bret tells me he looks forward to seeing what I get each year, his favorite being "What Dancer does ni the offseason" with stripper reindeers.

I'm thinking this year needs something about Santa and his 'hos. I don't think I've done a Ho themed card yet. Pimps and hos. *evil grin*

OK I should make like i"m working, maybe run out to the store, get a mealbar.
feline should be calling me after work.