Yargh! - Minor work rant

Dear CPA #1,

While I understand your email frustration, in not being able to send emails today, let me explain to you a few facts of life:

- I could have come down yesterday - you chose to have me not.
- The issue with your email is MINOR that can be fixed once I'm in front of the computer
- You use NETSCRAPE EMAIL which both sucks AND blows, and this is from someone who uses Outlook.
- I've told you NUMEROUS times that I REFUSE to use Netscrape, and that you should consider moving to the IE products, so that I CAN diagnose problems from home.
- Hell move to ANY FRIGGING THING other than Netscrape!
- BTW - can I remind you that I'm NOT YOUR computer expert - I'm your junior accountant?
- I'm sorry both I and the computer guy forgot to eff with your settings. We were more concerned with getting the Internet up and running
- AND, in that vein, if you had Spent FIVE FUCKING MINUTES with me on the phone while you were gone, I could have set you up with your OWN DOMAIN, and had ALL YOUR EMAIL setup, but YOU were too busy to be available. Every damn day I was in the office you were "out and about" and your cell phone has SHITTY reception.

So please, when you're looking to blame someone, maybe you should include yourself in that blame-fest because if you had just made ANY Exectutive decision, and NOT given your husband YOUR email address to use, we wouldn't be in this mess.

I'm going to set up all the internet stuff, AND deal with your stupid husband on HIS internet stuff because you pay me well and I'm a nice girl. DON'T PUSH ME.

Signed
the very irritated junior accountant, who is late for another client.

*snort*

Best line(s) ever

"I'm going to prescribe you a mild antidepressant"
"Oh, but....but I'm not depressed."
"It's not for you..................it's for your vagina."

that's funnier OUT of context.
And I'll pay someone to make it a punchline.
*giggles*