Oooo-eeeeee!

Say it with me now -
I'm SOOOOOO DRUNK!

Well I was.
See, I got to ManRay pretty unthrilled. Went right in to flirt with Ben and Pat. That EVIL WOMAN (namely M.L.) Made me a pretty drinkie, she blended it and everything.

It had rum. LOTS of RUM.

So, I proceed to start getting royally out of it. And WHO shows up not two seconds after I was saying to emilytbm he'll be in trouble.....CB.
I believe the words are "all over him" I kept warning him tho, and I DID ask him if I was being a pest, and he said No, so there!

I told him he has a small ass, and if he were a dog, he'd be a Shi-Tzu, and that I hated him, repeatedly, AND that he was a tease.
Gawd, I like him.

Hell, I was SO happy, all I have to say is - *hand* Read my purse - Whatever!
Wheee! I should thank Lou, for getting me so angry I went out and got naughty.

*sigh* I DON'T want to go back to my life tomorrow. But now I have to shut down and go to bed before it gets TOO late, and I still have to wash my face.

I'm OK now. But he's SO much fun, especially with maudlinkitty egging him on in the car. *evil grin*

*groan*

And HERE is retrobution for last night.
*sighs*

Perhaps I'd be better IF -
- I'd gotten to bed closer to 2 than the 3 it actually was
- My nephew hadn't woken me up at 6:30 to fix the tv
- I'd been able to get back to sleep
- My suster hadn't chosen to be late, AND yell at my nephew and make him do things guaranteed to piss her off.
- I'd been able to get another REM cycle. I don't feel like I slept since 6:30, although I've drifted in and out.

Now, I need to rush into a shower, and be ready to leave around 10, so I can be at my client at 10:30, then head to ANOTHER client, then possibly to my evil client THEN home to NAP MY ASS OFF.

If I don't - tomorrow will be more of the same - in late, nephew wakes me early, I can't get back to sleep. THIS is why I don't want kids, and i think it was HORRIBLE of my sister to move where she did, since NOW my nephew insists on staying with us, instead of iwht her/waking HER up.